Noted.

A few things I have made mental notes about today:

You live in Nebraska, where it snows and it's cold and it snows some more and then more.

You don't always get what you want.

Not everyone thinks you are hilarious as you think you are. You get a lot of fake laughs.

Nine times out of ten, just accept the fact that you will be misunderstood.

That person that you don't want to annoy you most likely will.

The drive downtown is worth the taste of a better-made mocha.

She needs you to call her. She's reluctantly yet hopefully counting on it.

You do have five minutes to write that note.

Underwear is unnatural. It should, indeed, be done away with.

Peanut butter actually is God's special gift to you.

You will not be cursed for the next 6 years if you don't forward an email.

That person you walked by today casually needed more than just a smile.

Change your mind because your mind tells you to, not your heart.

The world you live in is not THE world.

Trust your instincts on that creepy UPS man.

Ignore the green online dot.

You're not as stable as you pretend to be.

Being open with someone is not the equivalent of being weak.

Being weak isn't such a bad thing.

God simply IS enough.

Waiting on Him is active obedience.

Start believing in yourself.

Socks are the devil's idea.

Not everyone drives as perfectly as you do.

I would have a very difficult time functioning in this world if it weren't for lotion.