Deleted Scenes: The Facebook status updates that didn't make it to the timeline today

A day of scattered thoughts. Here are just a few of them:

When I'm trying to get into a turning lane and the car ahead of me is oblivious and leaves 2 car lengths between him and the next car where just a few feet would let me get past, I get immaturely furious.

Anger is an ugly emotion. It's deep rooted selfishness and unattractive.

I spent 3 hours this morning with 50+ 4th graders at VBS. Is it bad for me to want 20 minutes of solo time when I get home, no kids in the house?

I could make eggplant parmesan. All I need is a good recipe. I'll wow my husband.

There is no way I am going to get this place cleaned today. *sigh* All I want is a clean house...

My legs are sore. But I want to go workout again in the heat. Right now.

I wish I had more time to wash dishes by hand. I prefer that.

I smell.

I just checked every single social media and email that I have. No notifications. I'm popular.

Spotify is the greatest music invention ever.

Every day I'm shuffling.......ahhhh, a good dance off with myself to break up the boredom of being an adult. Maybe I should replay that song.

I'm excited to play sand volleyball tonight. I always like that.

If I were being honest with myself, I think I'd agree that I'm actually a pretty good rapper.

Buying a Pogo card could go down as my worst purchase of my entire year. An entire book of coupons for fast food....yeah....I gave that up in 2012. Useless.

A girl at VBS this morning made a face at me when I told her "no" that literally made me think I saw smoke coming from her ears and the possibility of laser beams destroying me from her eyeballs was imminently inevitable.

It's 2:12pm. Have my kids eaten lunch yet?

I just stopped in the middle of cleaning out my cupboards and went outside and spray painted something. Where in the world did that come from and why am I sweating so profusely?

Kinda feel like I should lay down. I feel like I'm going to pass out. But if I lay down, that's two things left undone now. Get going.

I actually turned on a TV show that my kids like so I could have some background noise while I clean. While they were outside playing with the neighbors. And I may or may not have laughed out loud a time or six. Disney, Pair of Kings if you must know.

I've never had my eyebrows done. I wonder if I should. I wonder if I could get them done so my facial expression is always inquisitive.

How did this house accumulate this much dust?

People who drink diet Sunkist are just better people. Life's gems, if you ask me.

I get pretty much nothing accomplished during the summer.

I just spray painted something else. I don't know where I'm going to put either thing, however.

How can working out be the last thing I want to do right now, but the only thing I can think of?

TJ just passed gas. Gross until he said "That was fresh". Then it turned cute.

"Every moment of your life is part of your high calling. Nothing is off limits." ~ Bryan Clark

The work around this house is non stop. It's a full time job just keeping up with the kitchen and laundry and getting the kids fed (and I only have TWO!!!)  I need a break .... ..... nothing on the schedule for one full week.

I threw away a plant today, not because it was dead but because I was tired of watching it wilt even after I watered it. It had an attitude problem and I was tired of it.

Still no notifications. I'm more lame than I even thought.

I wish I was more flexible.

I'm dissatisfied with the color I just painted in the basement. I already want to paint over it.

I want to try something crafty from Pinterest.

What would a day without interruptions be like? What would I do? Paint. Draw. Write. Read. Try something new and spontaneous. Go tanning just to watch the look on their faces when I walk in?

I decided not to wait until 11:11 to make a wish. If it comes true, I'm changing my whole way of thinking.

I just wasted 6 minutes and 37 seconds of my life watching News Anchor fails on You Tube.

My husband noticed the clean cupboards when he got home. Consider this day a success.

I wish I was strong enough.

Sometimes .... you just gotta look at it. Just look at it.

Don't give me choices. I can't decide.

Call Me Maybe never gets old. And it must be cranked.

I have had my running shoes long enough now that I think we're technically in a relationship. I never thought I'd replace my good ol' Asics, but these Brooks are in the for the long haul. Looking forward to our future together...

That said, I'm out of this house for the day........time to get a good run in and refresh my thinking.